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Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:24 am by 
Topic này giới thiệu với các bạn các mẩu truyện vui tiếng Anh với nội dung ngắn gọn dễ hiểu ko quá nhiều từ để cho các bạn đọc và dịch nhằm nâng cao kỹ năng đọc dịch, hãy đọc dịch và cùng cảm nhận sự thú vị của các câu truyện này.
"Fun story: Little Johnny Boy"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”
"Fun story: A poem"
A young poet came to the magazine editorial office and said to the editor:
- I'm sorry! I made a mistake and sent you the foodstuff bill instead of my poem.
-I thought it was a poem in modernistic language and sent it to the printing house - replied the editor.
"Fun story: A half of ticket"
A man went to the theatre for the concert. At the ticket office, he said to the ticket seller:
- Please sell me a half of ticket!
-I don't understand what you said. Why is a half of ticket? - asked the ticket seller.
- Because my left ear has been deaf from last year. I can hear with only one ear.
"The lost key"
At a restaurant, a guest said angrily:
- Waiter! Why is this key in my soup? What do you think of it?
- Sir, I'm very happy - replied the waiter - I have looked for it everywhere from yesterday. Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's lucky that you didn't swallow up it.
"Fun story: Because of absence"
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
"Fun story: Handwriting"
“Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?”
“Yes.”
“Is it not your handwriting?”
“Nope”
“You take your solemn oath that this writing does not resemble yours in a single particular?”
“Yes”
“How can you be certain?”, demanded the lawyer.
“I can’t write,” smiled the man.
He drew it all himself
Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack?
Jack: Nobody, sir.
Teacher: Didn’t your brother help you?
Jack: No, sir. He drew it all himself
"Fun story: Little Johnny Boy"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.
“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”.
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”
"Fun story: A poem"
A young poet came to the magazine editorial office and said to the editor:
- I'm sorry! I made a mistake and sent you the foodstuff bill instead of my poem.
-I thought it was a poem in modernistic language and sent it to the printing house - replied the editor.
"Fun story: A half of ticket"
A man went to the theatre for the concert. At the ticket office, he said to the ticket seller:
- Please sell me a half of ticket!
-I don't understand what you said. Why is a half of ticket? - asked the ticket seller.
- Because my left ear has been deaf from last year. I can hear with only one ear.
"The lost key"
At a restaurant, a guest said angrily:
- Waiter! Why is this key in my soup? What do you think of it?
- Sir, I'm very happy - replied the waiter - I have looked for it everywhere from yesterday. Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's lucky that you didn't swallow up it.
"Fun story: Because of absence"
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
"Fun story: Handwriting"
“Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?”
“Yes.”
“Is it not your handwriting?”
“Nope”
“You take your solemn oath that this writing does not resemble yours in a single particular?”
“Yes”
“How can you be certain?”, demanded the lawyer.
“I can’t write,” smiled the man.
He drew it all himself
Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack?
Jack: Nobody, sir.
Teacher: Didn’t your brother help you?
Jack: No, sir. He drew it all himself
